HEY, I’M KEN

I’m a weird kid from Pittsburgh.

I thought peanut butter was green until I was 20.

I taught a dog water rescue.

My high school history teacher is serving 14 years of hard labor Russia. I've signed several petitions to free him.

Once I took an 830 am train to Philly for a cheesesteak. And took the next train back to NY.

Mac Miller used to ask for my notes in Spanish class.

I broke my leg walking down the street. Now I'm part metal.

I made Kate McKinnon laugh and got flicked off by Jamie Lee Curtis.

If you want to see all the shiny awards and stuff I’ve won for advertising, feel free to check out the resume below. But I’m most proud of this swimming trophy for 9th place, because who else has one of those?